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City Lifts Ban On Coronado Bridge Jumping To Curb Population Growth
CORONADO — Last week the City of Coronodo lifted its 15-year ban on suicide-by-bridge-jumping in an effort to tame San Diego’s population growth. The law was enacted as part of Prop G, which passed by...
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Battle Escalates Between La Jolla Paragliders And Del Mar Balloonists
The La Jolla Paragliders and Del Mar Balloonists are engaged in what seems like an endless fight over the coveted airspace strip just above the Torrey Pines Golf Course. The paragliders currently...
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Gangs Overtake 4S Ranch, Property Values Plummet
4S RANCH — Last week a flurry of gang-related activity sprung up in San Diego’s once-peaceful 4S Ranch community, leaving residents terrified and perplexed at the recent crime wave. Jane Chatsworth, a...
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Mount Soledad Cross To Be Replaced With Smaller, More Efficient, Japanese Cross
After years of controversial legal battles, yesterday a La Jolla judge declared once and for all that the Mount Soledad Cross shall be removed, and replaced with a smaller, more efficient, Japanese...
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Female Pedicab Drivers Strike, Refuse To Pedal Greasy, Overweight Men
Pedicab driver suffers from a leg cramp while pedaling a greasy, overweight man DOWNTOWN — Today the union of female pedicab drivers announced they will be going on strike until a law is passed that...
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Ocean Levels Rise Drastically Overnight, Mira Mesa Now Beachfront Property
MIRA MESA — Rather than waking up to the usual morning sounds of helicopters, police sirens, and car windows breaking, today Mira Mesa residents arose to the soothing sounds of ocean waves and...
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Police Crack Down On Day Laborers Outside Bed Bath And Beyond
MISSION VALLEY — As San Diego’s economy grinds to a screeching halt, more and more businesses are finding their parking lots filled with day laborers searching for work. One prime example is the...
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City Takes Care Of ‘Seal Problem’
LA JOLLA — Last week the city of San Diego announced a plan to drive the seals away from their La Jolla Cove home by playing recordings of barking dogs, so the area could be used as its original...
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New Reality Show Pushes Hipsters Beyond Emotional Breaking Point
4S RANCH — San Diego County’s Television Network (CTN) — which provides such Emmy Award winning programming as Java Jams and County Chronicles — recently debuted a new reality show focused on urging...
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New Prison Conveniently Built Next To Mira Mesa High School
MIRA MESA — “Let’s face it, if a kid is raised in Mira Mesa, we pretty much know where he’ll end up later in life,” were powerful words uttered by San Diego Mayor Calvin Malone at this morning’s...
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